Measuring cups designed to visually depict the fractions they represent…

My kid wrote a song called, “I Wonder What’s Inside your Butthole” Quite honestly, it slaps.

Front-line doctor resigns from Dover School Board because of state-mandated reopening arktimes.com/arkansas-blog/… via Arkansas Times

Chris Wallace's debate performance tonight is a great reminder that kindergarten teachers are underpaid. #Debates2020

This is Emily W. Murphy. She’s a Trump appointee at the GSA who is declining to sign the letter authorizing the Biden transition to begin. Give her a call and tell her you want Biden treated like every other president-elect. 1-844-472-4111

Arkansas hospitals reached a 96% occupancy for ICU beds Dec. 17 with just 46 beds available across the state. Mary Hennigan

Journalists still asking if this was planned or it just "happened" somehow.

Breaking News: The leaders of Britain, France, Germany, and Canada have offered to send troops to protect the US capitol.

We're going to be holding COVID-19 vaccination clinics at several places this weekend! July 17 - Rejoicing on the River with the Fish Summer Family Festival- North Little Rock, 12-3p Future Builders, Wrightsville, 11a-2p Billy Mitchell Boys and Girls Club, Little Rock, 11a-2p

>900 people currently hospitalized in Arkansas because of COVID-19 complications today. We have 60 UAMS Health, up from 50 last weekend. 26 in ICU, 16 on vent, 5 on heart-lung bypass. Approaching our January max (63) with no indication things are slowing down. Mask up/vax up plz!

How to watch the Met Gala red carpet and what to know about the fashion event of the year wapo.st/3Afj3fS

🚨 🚨 🚨 PS5 & Xbox Series X *Confirmed* for tomorrow morning: here’s the Best Buy link with SELECT store locations. To the doubters 😛 ♻️ RT this & follow Matt Swider (The Shortcut) for updates, discounts & giveaways 🎁 ⬇️ bestbuy.com/site/clp-video…

Look at it this way: If you wear a mask you won't have to get your face lifted because your jaw line and jowls won't show. Think of all the money you'll save.

Did Walmart really put "Console Event Rescheduled" on every webpage?

All other social platforms today: Kaput. Twitter:

Wow! I forgot what Twitter looked like! I didn’t realize how much I’d missed it… hello everyone on the planet! 😃 #trustytwitter #neverfails #facebookfail #whatistheworldcomingto

When you meet the person you have looked up to for forever & the person who is on your list of “famous people you would want to have dinner with”, you fan girl a little. Thank you for taking time to take this Hillary Clinton ! ❤️❤️❤️#glassbreaker #rolemodel #boss #powerwoman

Well here we go. We UAMS Health have gone from 28 COVID-19 inpatients to 54 in 3 days. ED is bonkers. Thx to our great team for their hard work. Wear masks, get vaccinated, stay home as much as you can. Let’s hope this surge passes quickly.

Sent a DoorDash gift card and there was a glitch. I Reported, money was replaced in my account. No one knows what happened. A few days later sent a friend dinner via DoorDash to she and her ill children. Order was frozen. Reported again. No resolution due to previous order. WTH