It's so crazy that we actually exist.

Funny when people try to tell me “people won’t like that.” Listen, if I wanted, I know precisely how to act if that was what i cared about, & i’m far better at it than you. In fact, at times I do the exact opposite bc I find it hilarious—i’m having fun, & i’m free, fuck you.

Kids aren't free labor. Yet a lot of parents act as if they are.

I'm patiently waiting for Candance to claim she found out that the earth is flat.

Me at English:

Remember when Elon used to post pictures of rockets? 😮‍💨

Not all people who have lived hard lives have beautiful hearts, but almost all the most beautiful people you will ever have the fortune to encounter most certainly did. Coincidence? I think not, and for one simple reason - suffering that does not contaminate the soul purifies it.

Got my hair done. I'm feeling cuuuuute

Easily the worst time in history to be named Ani

Did Elon's account get hacked?

Coffee is life

😭😭😭

Some people see your light before you do. ✨️ That's what my hairstylist said.

Look in the mirror and whisper: Wow, you're pretty.

Every Friday feels like a Sunday now.