“The worse the adversity, the greater the opportunity.”

“Your quest for fairness, is putting your life on hold.” 😵‍💫🤯🖤🌱

I’m not being nice today. I’m on demon time. Happy Tuesday. 👹

💀 My life partner ladies and gentlemen. 😂

There’s always a vibe I feel come back when crusin through Hollywood. #Euphoria ✨

My dogs, like my husband, are not impressed when my dance moves randomly make an appearance… I rarely do it and they have 0 interest. Man I use to make rent with these moves! 🤨🤣

Just opted in for plans this Saturday night and I’m already tired thinking about being out. What have I become?!

Can someone @Twitter tell me why I see so many tweets from handles I don’t follow? It’s not even tweets that people I follow have responded to or retweeted, I’m just seeing rando tweets. Very annoying.

I like life better with music 🎼 🖤🎶

Anybody else trippin out on this week’s episode of Snowfall? 🫣 I knew mama saint was about to loose her shit just didn’t know it was going to end like that! 🤯

Did I even leave the house if I don’t lose something? SMH why am I like this? 😒 just lost my second Yeti after proclaiming to myself I wouldn’t let it leave my hand.

Long Live Party Rock Merch is now available! Hit the PartyRock site! Redfoo ❌

Permanent decisions with temporary people. Discernment, people!

I just love how my Mexican mother tries to hit me with the guilt trip by ending with, “si te toca dios” GTFOH lady! I rebuke your guilt trip! Take that! 😝

Creating life is terrifying as sh!t. No one warns you for all the random flukes that are possible. Lord give me strength while I bake. 🧘🏽‍♀️

Brought my niece and nephew to the park. Overheard what appeared to be maybe a 10yo ask what seemed to be like a 5 yo “you know who we are? We’re YouTubers!” 😳🤦🏽‍♀️

“You gotta speak what your seek until you see what you said, because if you can see it in your mind, you can hold it in your hand.” ✨

5 months in and I’m still tripping there’s a little alien growing inside me. 😳

Toxic Take: every time I go hiking I actively identify someone who is starting at the same time as me and “race” them to challenge myself 😐 competitive much?

All that money but no where to hide.