So sad 😞 If he was Nigerian now, we’d say it’s “Oju aye” straight up!

SMS with my MTN line which used to be N4 only has increased to N6!!. 6 Naira for small text! When it’s not like na dispatch rider deliver am! What the HELLY And I’m only just noticing! 😭 One day soon I’d not look at price tags. Just add to CART!!

Being complacent in a friend group doesn’t excuse you! You’re just as guilty as the persons in said “group” Don’t be a fence-sitter!!!

Telling this man my favorite jewelry store is currently on sale….. and the next day I got a delivery! Didn’t need to say too much 😂

Tell me why i bought 5 units of a random strawberry wafer biscuit I found at Bokku mart to eat within the week and I ate it in one sitting!! All 5! WTF 😭😭😭😭 Major disadvantage of the public holidays!

The amount of times I’ve heard “blocos” in this movie/series is wild! Are the balls of the penis that important in the pidgin land 😭🥲😭😭😭 I should definitely take a shot everytime it’s mentioned. And I’m just in episode 3 😭

Are there “Old” babies?? Sigh 😞 The word is literally termed “Newborn”! And guess what 😏….they aren’t even at that stage yet!

I just had to pay mechanic and Plumber 35k!! Whereas they haven’t even fixed the car fully! Some plug abi socket needs to be replaced… I’m just a girl 😭😭😭 A baby girl What level of adulting did I just unlock biko! I don’t wanna be HERE!

IDIA is definitely the Cookie Lyon of this series! Infact she’s the Cookie Lyon of Naija 🤭 Ps; it’s my opinion! Plix Nobody drag me 😭 #TKAM #TKAMNetflix

I was born in the right generation mehn 😂

Bro gave us one banger movie & disappeared😂

I’m loving them Pixie cut brides! It’s beautiful 😍 No unnecessary hair everywhere or being wrapped n styled!

Been watching this “To kill a cow” for 99yrs now! I don’t know why I haven’t been able to finish it! Stuck on episode 6….. Anyways, it has now become a personal project that must end!

Feeling your brain come up with an interesting idea is exciting. Implementation is something else completely! Can money in scary quantities locate me please!! My address dey google map…. Abeg na 😩🥲

Being a woman in a male dominated industry is just the absolute ghetto. Sigh This nigga just shut me up in this meeting, that he doesn’t need me explaining what another person (male) said. It’s in situations like this that you see the misogyny and inequality in the workplace

Please oh I made it worse. We’re calling professional 😭

Going into work today thinking I’m feeling much better and probably get shit done; by 12:47am I was in my vehicle driving home. Till next Monday! ✌🏾

Naso I dey hold my girl! Very necessary! Make them no use their French thief my friend 🤪