Whoever the fuck is yelling what needs to be taken out back

hangman burned down your childhood home? so what? get over it

Apparently Cartel is doing a 20th anniversary tour because apparently I'm ancient, but my geriatric ass will 1000% be going

dopamine hit for the timeline

Living this close to the city is so dangerous because as it turns out I will be going basically all the time 🙃

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Speedball coming out in just normal clothes but with no shoes because they're ready to fight is just 🤌🏼

i don’t have kids but i’d rather have kids be in public. kids become adults. and the way they learn how to interact with the world is by participating in it from a young age. furthermore when you isolate children you usually isolate mothers. i’m so tired of you antisocial freaks

24 minutes until I'm officially not in my early 30s anymore

Well instead of going to my birthday show tonight and seeing American Aquarium and my bud Justin Wells I am at home because, being a ✨ homeowner ✨ isn't always cool and sometimes your ceiling doesn't stay up and your HVAC stops. But! 4 hours of graps IS still cool. Silver linings 🙃

Jordan Love putting down Aaron Rodgers into Retirement in week 8 🍿

Haaaa. Hahahaha.

Assball

"oh why did you and Merchant of Nonsense stay up til 130 instead of her going to her cool basement room or you go to bed in your whole ass upstairs" "oh we had to watch the Friends trivia show". The fuck man.

Finally got my Ventika print up after all this time 🥲

Literally so sad to be missing this, but so glad CT is there in my honor 🥲

Happy birthday trip to me 🥂

It was 1997. I was in my prime, I didn’t take shit from anybody, and Jungle 2 Jungle was the hottest movie of the summer.