An account named “Prime Barclays”asking how two centre forwards work

I was just saying this down the pub to be fair

Peruvian jockeys racing without horses for charity

the coolest part about the elmo hacked posts is that the most insane people online are treating elmo like he’s a real guy

Great tribute band

Personally can’t wait to hear about how Isak’s not actually that good 👍🏻

always seemed a very genuine and down to earth guy 🥲 wish him nothing but the best

#OnThisDay in 1993: WWF RAW: Mean Gene got caught awkwardly dancing at the start of the Summerslam Report.

Fabrizio Romano Mark Douglas Just retweet him pal

Seeing people not wanting to sign a striker who scored 19 goals in the Premier League last season because he won’t have “sell on value”

It’s actually ridiculous when you put it down in black and white. #NUFC

NUFCThreatLevel Can’t believe we pissed away £10m on Robert when we had the left hand side nailed down.

Romano could probably afford the Isak fee with the twitter payment from the amount of useless updates he puts out. Twat

What a day this is. You can't move on the streets for people, old and young, just being completely indifferent about this.

If I was the Brentford manager and this was Football Manager: - Demote to the u18s - Trigger the contract extension clause I snuck in - Train him as a goalkeeper - Set up a friendly for the u18s every three days - Put him on double intensity training

It’s 33 years since Alan Shearer’s record-breaking move to Blackburn. So here’s two minutes of him ruining a goalkeepers’ Saturday afternoons…

As achievements to be proud of go, "abolishing the trans-Atlantic slave trade" is up there with "stopping beating your wife".

Mr You Don’t Want To Do It Like That - football pundit