When people asked me where I expected Twitter to go after Elon took over, I never expected the 1700s before universal voting rights to be a possibility.

Idk man, $45b to defeat Russia seems like it has a much better ROI than $44b for Twitter.

My prediction

***BREAKING NEWS***

Russia: our Air defense totally worked, the drone just changed paths after we targeted it and hit a building full of our pilots

Elon "Genius" Musk responds to Medvedev's 2023 predictions, which include the UK rejoining the EU, Germany forming a fourth Reich that goes to war with France, and civil war breaking out in the US resulting in Texas and Mexico becoming allies, with "Epic thread!!"

BuT fIReWoRkS = fReEdOm: 🔥A grocery store in Hohen Neuendorf north of Berlin (I had to look it up, too) burned to the ground last night. The reason: Fireworks 🎇. Just ban them already. We're all adults here. From rbb|24

Das 👇 Argument gilt übrigens auch für Naturkatastrophen. Dezentralisierte Stromerzeugung is widerstandsfähiger.

For decades German intellectuals lectured the world about "moral duty", "historic responsibility", "Never Again",... and in 2022, when "moral duty", "historic responsibility", "Never Again", were acutely needed they were like: "Nope, we're super cool with russia doing genocide."

Oldie but Goldie (Shashank Joshi).

Someone asked AI to turn each country into a villain 👇🧵

CONAN THE BARBARIAN is my go-to Christmas movie, and some new things really stood out to me at this year's viewing. I want to talk about THIS moment and THIS guy. This is the story of Red Hair.

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“For other nations, the lesson of a Ukraine that is not allowed to win this war is very simple: get yourself nuclear weapons,” writes Eliot A Cohen: on.theatln.tc/x6DPYNk

I have Olaf Scholz on the phone crying.

I really hope that F-22 gets a balloon painted on the side of it now.

No tomato shortage here - but I’m in Kherson, a frontline Ukrainian city that gets shelled by the Russians daily, not a British supermarket.

A lot of people are realizing the value of fully owning your own distribution. To cover all my bases, just bought these two newspaper boxes in front of the city's busiest Dim Sum restaurant. And am printing out 2500 copies of my next newsletter to put inside.