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Dear Mrs Claus, sorry that Santa’s still not back yet. I told him we could be gym buddies and work off some of those cookies I made him. Hope you don’t mind! ( P.S.- he said my cookies are the best!!!)

Joke of the day for snowy/icy winter day!i Been eating too many treats to show off any six-pack abs…. But the joke still stands 🙄🥰😂

You might wanna put on a sweater, cause this joke is cold as ice! 🥶🥰😍

It’s the end of the weekend but the start of something better! Go get em’ 🥹!

My favorite Kansas City Chiefs are in the SuperBowl Bowl… But can you solve this riddle to know who the Chiefs MVP will be? 😏🥹😜

Introducing your substitute referee for the big game on Sunday! Don’t want to hear any complaints about bad calls. I promise to call a good, clean game… (just so long as my Kansas City Chiefs come out ahead! 🥹🥰😍❤️) #hotmomma #superbowl #referee

Elections have consequences, and so do football games apparently… 🤦‍♀️ Since my Chiefs lost in the SuperBowl, here’s me honoring my bet and wearing Eagles green. (But I’ll be honest, I hope your eagle doesn’t fly very high at all😏)

Someone said they wanted to hear my best kitty jokes, and I aim to please! 🙏😇🥰

Hump day is your chance to do the Humpty dance! ( and yes, I like my oatmeal lumpy too 😍🥰😛)

“Never regret anything that made you smile”- Mark Twain

It warmed up so much it’s no longer sweater weather , guess it’s time to take it off!

Mom joke Monday- it’s Mom-do-licious! 😘🥰❤️😈

Who else likes it… loud? 🥰😍❤️

Irish or not, it’s a great day to get lucky! 🍀. 🥹🥰😈

So I forgot to post my April Fools joke yesterday but…. the joke is on you, cause here it is still! 😛😘❤️

People say the Midwest is boring and too flat, but the truth is we have some pretty majestic peaks! 🥹🥰❤️

Of course i wear roller skates around the house, that way I can get out of trouble as fast as I get into it!

Be sure and always keep your “treasured” pets on a leash, so they don’t get away! 🥹🥰❤️

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Riddle me this, riddle me that… Hope you like my Easter riddle! 🐣🥰😍❤️