Came for the drag brunch and amazing company, stayed for Steven’s splits 🤩🥰 Justin @midWestache MarkPochow

I probably say this every year, but I don't think I've needed next week's vacation more

The Olympics have me vibrating at a frequency that is simply unsustainable for the next two weeks

Hoping this beverage trifecta fuels me past the 60,000 word mark today

It's all fun and games until it's time to settle up the vacation Splitwise

Forgot my headphones for the gym and my first thought was wondering if they still sold HitClips at CVS

My pumpkin spice creamer has returned to the shelves. We are so back

It's a new day in the work room

How am I supposed to focus knowing there is a county fair fried oreo in my future

Not to brag, but I slept for an uninterrupted seven hours last night

Emotionally unprepared for this sudden shift from speedo to sweatshirt

What happened financially at last night's game can never happen again

The dad at the school bus stop told me to have a great day 🥺

Awwtumn

A little rusty with these captions

You don't realize how superstitious you are until postseason baseball rolls around

We've all got that one produce code we know without looking it up

Weekend words

Who let me stay out that late on a school night

The Justin who just finished a 10K would like to have a word with the Justin who agreed to tonight's social outings