I just heard Bill Maher on his #RealTime show point out the West has 4 enemies, China, Russia, Iran and North Korea. In the UK we call those the #CRINK nations, and here's a catchy jingle so he might start using that phrase.

Why didn't someone warm me how addictive late night Temu browsing can be? Look, if you can't be bothered to hold your own head up anymore they have something for that.

"Today is the day this Government walks into some avoidable traps." open.substack.com/pub/mrstevenal… (that's me being annoyingly sensible about politics again - it'll never catch on) #WinterFuelAllowance #Reeves #Pensioners #Prisoners

More latest news. (The way it should be presented) [I'm back on tonight at 11pm, on the panel - 📺 #Headliners]

The algorithm on here has shown me the Trump pet eating clip so many times my cats are starting to look worried.

Not every survey about young people is worth getting upset about, but the papers want us to think it is.

BA plan to do the same with their pilots.

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Here's my column in this week's Chad on why Labour have taken aim at their own foot. chad.co.uk/news/opinion/c… Mansfield Chad

Fancy seeing some stand up comedy...

CRINK - China Russia Iran North Korea #Crink #Tominey #Portillo #GBNews #TalkTV #Kuenssberg #BBCLauraK #BBCbh #lbc #BBCqt #BBCaq #r4today #TimesRadio #c4news #BBCPolitics #skynews #r4Sunday

I'm back from a little holiday so get ready for more posts about struggling to do 5ks, clips from TV bits and dodgy puns based on headlines. Yeah, I know what I do.

After a holiday and a sore throat thing, this podcast is back, b*tches. A quick injection of news coverage that you'll hardly feel at all. open.spotify.com/episode/276iOH…

Here is a round up of the latest news. From Labour to P Diddy and Trump. It's all here in less than a minute.

If only whoever was in charge had the first clue about how to implement things.

Yvette Cooper solves crime. Phew. (Here's the analysis of that and #RespectOrders with @IanCollinsUK )

At the age of * for the first time in this chubby man's life I've just managed a sub-half-hour 5k. * None of your business, shut your face.

Some #Starmer conference speech coverage...