Bro I thought this was Wembanyama 🤦🏼😂😂😂

i will make Jan. 6th look like a tea party

8 bucks a tin whats with this zynflation?

Showed up to gym in cowboy boots and jeans… forgot a pair of shoes for the lift. I am in here working out in a tank top, jeans, and cowboy boots looking like a freaking psychopath.

I have entered a committed relationship with my scrub mommy

Refs robbed Samford

Como estas?

You think we care? This is the same brotha who killed Steve Erwin.

Facebook a different breed 😭

A couple beers!!!!!! Am I right fellas?????

I tend to stick to the three main food groups: protein, nicotine, caffeine

As a man of science I will continue to test the faith and good will of the community. Tomorrow we’re going for the espresso shot world record.

Last 50 starts Super Bowl wins 2 0

All time desk pop

One of the most underrated TEs to touch the field: Chris Cooley 🫡 Chris Cooley | @commanders

what happened to my ankles tonight mosquitologically can never happen again

(Suddenly turning serious after riffing with you for 15 minutes) it's actually sick what you've been saying

Just let it be over, please lord