RMFT!! 🐘

It’s fun as hell watching your kid absolutely crush it ⚾️

That’s my QB 🍿🐘

This week feels a lot like this.

Boy’s best friend 🐶

Our neighbors ran out at 1,100 trick or treaters. I told you we didn’t have enough candy Scomo.

A time change and going out of town to a different time zone with a 4 year old. -100/10. Do not recommend. A wide awake 4:30 am wake up time will ensue.

Time to get this kid a cowboy hat 🤠

HA

ROLL DAMN TIDE! 🐘

Mom goals.

Turns out brain surgery is a lot like UFC you just don’t remember the getting beat up part.

Post-op day 3 vibes 🧠

Your brain after brain surgery.

This hurts.

It’s a good thing it’s an “oversized” chair.

Man Dunkin' is really missing an opportunity by not having a #Knightofthesevenkingdoms Dunkin’ Egg breakfast sandwich right now.

Pet peeve: when people use the mobile lane at Chick-fil-A and clearly don’t have a mobile order.

AMERICA 🇺🇸 🔥

The real life Homeward Bound 🥲😭