#YouKnowYouAreOldWhen you appreciate dad jokes.

Fixing your mice problem is #GonnaCostAPrettyPenny or 10 lbs catnip.

A lively addition to your Dino-biscuits #OtherUsesForPeanutButter

Happy Fry Day! #Friday #CatsOfTwitter

#InsteadOfStonesThrow your bowl bc it’s empty.

🎬Alfred Hitchcock’s SHADOW OF A DOUBT (1943) Starring Joseph Cotten & Teresa Wright ➡️ youtu.be/o-e6dKcJWQo

Froggy friends #SundayVibes #Frogs 🎥 indiarosecrawford

#IGotMyW2And my assistant got busy cookin’ the books.

Grumpy Morning Attitude, Back-off! #GMABcouldAlsoStandFor

You #WouldThinkThat being this ridiculously cute would be illegal but it’s not.

I’d be the one that gets noticed #IfIWereAnExtraInAMovie

Anything, except my mouth #ThingsYouShouldntPutOnToast

Your paw on my face #HasMeSecondGuessing

#IAmTiredOfHearingAbout all of the negativity. Let’s spread some positive vibes.

I’ve got a cute clip but have no idea WTD to say along with it #ReplaceAWordWithDuck

Misery Seeks Company #DisneyDatingProfiles

#DontGoBreakingMyHeartBy not stopping to get me a puppuccino.

When you’re in trouble for tearing up the new couch #WhenNotToAskIsItBig

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