Harvest humour day 22: The worst job I ever had was putting soft drinks in order of fizziness… It was soda grading!

Harvest humour day 23: A bike in town keeps running me over…. It’s a vicious cycle!

Harvest Humour Day 24: I spent all night trying to figure out the meaning of the word inconsequential…. Then I realised it wasn’t important!

Harvest humour day 25: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a firecracker? Dino-mite!

Harvest Humour Day 26: If I die and come back as a hillbilly…. Is that reintarnation?

Harvest Humour Day 27: I got an email yesterday explaining how to read maps backwards…. It was spam!

Harvest Humour Day 28: I tried calling the tinnitus help line. No answer, just kept ringing!

Harvest Humour Day 29: I always wanted to be a Monk… But I never got the chants!

Harvest Humour Day 30: Apathetic owls… don’t give a hoot

Harvest humour Day 31: Did you know I invented the game of silent tennis? It’s like regular tennis, but with a lot less racquet!

Harvest Humour Day 32: What did one tectonic plate say when it bumped into the other? Sorry, my fault!

Harvest Humour Day 33: I wanted to learn how to make ice-cream… so I started attending sundae school!

Harvest Humour Day 34: My boss asked me why I was always hiding at work? I told him it’s because good employees are hard to find!

Harvest Humour Day 35: I want to open a restaurant that fuses Chinese and Middle Eastern cuisine…. I’ll call it Wok like an Egyptian!

Harvest Humour Day 36 Did you know that hospitals study insects? They have a whole department dedicated to it…. Fleabotomy!

Harvest Humour Day 37: I’m reading a book about school truancy… It’s by Marcus Absent! That’s it folks, we wrapped up harvest last night. A few days break before shearing kicks off. Thanks for coming along for the ride.

Trying to find a WA thread on setting up starlink to go from house to sheds. Any help appreciated as my kind is drawing a blank on where to look at the moment. TIA

Like saying hello to an old mate Michael Trant

Anyone got any spare rain? Looking for a window washer so I can keep an eye on the urea levels. I’m assuming there is still some in there!

CALLIN’ ALL EWE WA COMMERCIAL MERINO GROWERS! We want your entries for the STATE EWE HOGGET COMPETITION at Newdegate Field Days 3-4 Sept 2025. Sponsored by SMBAWA & Dyson Jones Wool, 1st Prize is a HONDA XR 190L AG BIKE, Call Bryce Sinclair by 31 Aug 0429 004 185 to enter.