2 minutes to shame an entire country. How are we letting this happen?

Liverpool fans getting home after school/work today…

I can’t lie. Hard! ‘Cos like it’s the kind of impulse control I would lack if I had billions to play around with. “Oh, you know what would be kinda fire for the ceremony? If we got the Undertaker to-“ “Done. Wired him the funds. He’ll be here Thursday.”

LIL JON PULLED UP 💯 (via NFL)

How many followers do I need before huel will pay me to say their greens taste good?

Ole!

Countless times Manchester United have been Robbed this season so far A thread 🧵

RISHI SUNAK HAS CALLED A GENERAL ELECTION FOR 4 JULY. It's the end of the Tories (and I feel fine).

Never even liked tennis anyway.

Any given Sunday 🤫 #LVvsBAL

Maxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx@CrosbyMaxxxxxxxxxxxxx. That is all. 💪

What the hell did we go and do… 🫣 #mufc

When it’s time to buy Bitcoin vs when I have to buy something from the store

meghanap❄️lis upper right three dot menu change it to list view. if that doesn't do it turn Apple Intelligence off

Might be the worst “Sorry, we’ve messed up” email I’ve ever seen. It’s okay to get things wrong Vitality UK, but be a bit more upfront about it when it happens.

Hey, Grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.

Enzo Maresca after another post CWC injury… #chelsea #WHUCHE

"How do I fit this pic in my Banner? Nevermind I got it" "Don't worry, we've updated the bio" 😐

That veins coming down your quads will have you feeling like Super Saiyan 3 Goku