This is appalling #bgt #BritainsGotTalent

If these are the jokes that made the act, imagine the shite that didn’t #BritainsGotTalent

Get him off ffs #BritainsGotTalent

Have audience been promised a tenner if they laugh? #bgt #BritainsGotTalent

Someone else with a half hour act #BritainsGotTalent #bgt

Have we got to the bottom of who he’s related to at ITV to cover the budget for this #bgt #BritainsGotTalent

Which bit is him? #bgt #BritainsGotTalent

My heart goes out to his neighbours #bgt #BritainsGotTalent

What a load of old shit #bgt #BritainsGotTalent

It’s gonna be a long drive home in silence for John & Sandra #pointless

Harry looks like a human version of a Labubu #loveisland

Why does Ross read the questions like he’s speaking to a room of halfwits? And then he goes berserk when it’s revealed something was a lie #bridgeoflies

You could park a car between those eyebrows #dragonsden

Kit is such a wooden actor and has Lily been on Mounjaro? #corrie

Boris has got her sussed #LoveIsland

Why is Harry dressed like he’s in I’m a Celebrity? #loveisland

Harry will be recoupling with Helena’s dad next -#LoveIsland

First time watching #loosewomen in ages as off work this week. What a load of shite that Kelly is spouting. Clearly doesn’t live in the real world.

You pay for it Kelly, I’m sure you can afford it #loosewomen

Anne Hegerty should be a loose woman. #loosewomen