@wakeandblake52 JPatrick Chase Moyer I'm intimidated by this...and the "I'm farting" face Blake is making.

I will never understand why my bill from DIRECTV gets higher and higher and higher every month. It's a mystery no one can solve.

Why does love have to hurt so much?

Ocean riptide rescue unites men from Mountville, Manheim ow.ly/2AodHZ

Show was awesome

My neighbors must drive the loudest trucks ever made. Grrrrrr

Ovechkin needs to be in every commercial. #NeverGetsOld

Nothing like being romantic...and then he farts. Nice Tom Patrick

Talking Duke Dog 2 by Cloudburst Games, LL@KeepCaImTweets appsto.re/us/B_6aG.i

Steady as she goes

A good relationship is worth the wait

"It's not old behavior if you did it last week." Heard in a Meeting