hey don’t bend over and spank the messenger

Your late 20s

Saying “we move”

I should become totally reliant on stimulants to survive

They surgically removed the sparkle from my eyes a while ago

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Here it is, folks. The apocalyptic endpoint of all our current pop culture's infantile obsessions with resolution and size and spectacle, taking one of the premiere artworks of cinema and rendering it a totally ugly destruction. A clossal waste of time, energy, money. Fuck you.

I’m moving in a way weirder than most

You are completely insane if you think Obama and Hilary hang out

everyone says goon nowadays nobody says fap anymore #bringbackfap

“it’s because hamas will hoard it” let’s pretend this is true. just send in more? what’s the worst that could happen? people would have too much baby formula and flour and lentils? is israel going to spontaneously collapse because of palestinians being fed?

She will use genocide as a metaphor while supporting the literal livestreamed genocide by israel in gaza

Post-primary poll by Data for Progress suggests Mamdani’s criticism of Israel, support for Palestinians attracted voters 78% of Dem voters agreed with Mamdani’s belief that Israel was committing genocide in Gaza and 63% back his pledge to arrest Netanyahu forward.com/fast-forward/7…

Dad started watching a new Netflix show

[every muscle of my body fully tensed] just chilling, you?

the phrase “what the hell, sure” was made for moments like these

It’s not jingling to you that I’m standing on christmas

I love it when they cream the cheese