Avoiding lust to attain cringy placebo superpowers is selfish and reddit-tier autistic You should only do it to honor God first.

The more you put your phone away The better you will feel Trust

Dads wake up at 4AM for that 4 hours of uninterrupted quiet peace time before war begins

Men can go from complete suicidal to kicking ass with a little prayer, caffeine and tobacco in their system We are simple animals

Men take ungodly amounts of caffeine just to feel their heart palpitations Women don't understand that we learn to endure through stress by numbing ourselves to death Caffeine makes us feel alive again

Joe Enlightenment is a scam There is only salvation

I’ve tweeted about him mocking his fake deep voice shtick that he does but I’m not going to cast any stones here I personally don’t take these hyper-religious-24/7-looking types seriously It’s usually a facade to the world to hide skeletons in their closets

Wow that energy drink was a bit too intense for me… I think I’ll have another one.

This is like every grown man Psychiatry is a scam

Women buy a $30,000 Hermes purse and be happy for a week Men buy a $30 tub of protein and be happy for a month (until it runs out) We are not the same.

Guarantee you that this guy does not: - use blue light blocking glasses - avoid seed oils - turn off his wifi router at night - avoid bluetooth earbuds - have a 3 hour morning routine - do other biohacking nonsense And still runs laps around Bryan Johnson and Saladino types

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Microplastic blankets… don’t show this to Bryan Johnson

One of the most demonic and dystopian headlines I’ve read in recent years

Women have no shame anymore

Bought like every Van Leeuwen ice cream at Whole Foods 50% off Shout out to @simpleorganix for the reminder about this deal Stay fluffy my friends

Uncomfortable news but AI will also be stealing women’s jobs Not a 9-5 job As men become weaker and addicted to their devices They will be seeking companionship from their new AI girlfriends… That know how to spike their dopamine with the perfect replies They won’t nag or

Whole Foods: “Pay with your palm” Me:

He’s right… grown men are also designed to be built like him: 95lbs soaking wet with less muscle mass than my grandma

Stop gooning, soldier.