at age 19 all my friends refer to me as unc, i'm fucked the moment i turn 20.

thanks to Sybil for the black mold poisoning.

Weird, I feel like… writing a book series with a lot of poorly disguised racism and then going on to be heavily transphobic on social media. Also I’m British now?

hot tip: never have anything delivered via the USPS, ever. Genuinely ever, the very last thing the USPS will do is their job.

The conservatives on this app made jokes at the expensive of a child’s suicide simply because she was trans. So tell me, who is the snowflake? Because if you can’t take ‘em don’t throw em.

I’m a deeply, deeply closeted… narcissist.

When are we getting the Smiling Friends movie

“Get fatter” IN THIS ECONOMY?

“What flavor is your fursona?” Black mold, clearly.

Welp my family left me in a very annoying situation. Time to disassociate for the next three days.

Been Destroyed By Hippie Powers wake the fuck up the bus gets here in ten minutes

I gotta stop thinking, it’s dangerous.

There has never been a bigger threat to this country than the people who currently run it.

When you find out your goat still has it

Why are they so mean to me

I remember watching this movie with my dad like ten years ago and all I remember is that I had fun :)

I have to go to the DMV on Friday

Disney Springs.

Maturing is wanting to kill the you from 6 months ago