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MQ

@mrmikeq

(he/him) My online persona is and always has been a poor parody of myself. I won’t pay to tell you that. Fan of @ForwardMSNFC ⚽️ + @USAcricket @SFoUnicorns 🏏

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calendar_today21-01-2010 01:21:36

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I'm not even going to pretend I'm sorry for this. Let's Go Unicorns! 🦄🏏🏆🔥 #SparkleArmy #CognizantMajorLeagueCricket

I'm not even going to pretend I'm sorry for this. Let's Go Unicorns! 🦄🏏🏆🔥
#SparkleArmy #CognizantMajorLeagueCricket
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But where is the effusive praise for Josh Dascombe expertly wielding the T-shirt cannon at Grand Prairie? All part of the massive spectacle! #CognizantMajorLeagueCricket #SparkleArmy San Francisco Unicorns Major League Cricket Seattle Orcas

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Fantastic wicket by our Captain, Corey Anderson, to really change the dynamics of the game last night. Also, some annoying guy with a flag cheering. #CognizantMajorLeagueCricket 🦄

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I had the privilege to see an utterly incomprehensible innings from future USA Captain, future star of the 2026 T20 World Cup, future legend of American Cricket, Sanjay Krishnamurthi!!!! #CognizantMajorLeagueCricket USA Cricket

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I’ve heard of a Captain’s Innings, but we have a Captains’ Partnership as USA Cricket skipper Monank Patel bats with Afghanistan Cricket Board Rashid Khan keep the scorers busy at Major League Cricket as #TSKvMINY fight to survive #CognizantMajorLeagueCricket

I’ve heard of a Captain’s Innings, but we have a Captains’ Partnership as <a href="/usacricket/">USA Cricket</a> skipper <a href="/MonankPatel3/">Monank Patel</a> bats with <a href="/ACBofficials/">Afghanistan Cricket Board</a> <a href="/rashidkhan_19/">Rashid Khan</a> keep the scorers busy at <a href="/MLCricket/">Major League Cricket</a> as #TSKvMINY fight to survive #CognizantMajorLeagueCricket
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Just watched from 85’ + stoppage for Forward Madison FC on my phone while in the front row of a Major League Cricket playoff game. Great job, Mingos! We’re building up quite the ongoing grudge match with Fresno. Might need to find a sponsor to fly the The Flock 📢⚽🦩 out there and show them what for

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Couldn’t quite tell at this distance if I was watching Silicon Valley Strikers and USA Cricket star bowler Saurabh Netravalker, but then he started his run-up and I’d recognize that beautiful action anywhere! Shame I have to hope my hometown hero’s team loses to my hometown San Francisco Unicorns

Couldn’t quite tell at this distance if I was watching <a href="/sv_strikers/">Silicon Valley Strikers</a> and <a href="/usacricket/">USA Cricket</a> star bowler Saurabh Netravalker, but then he started his run-up and I’d recognize that beautiful action anywhere! Shame I have to hope my hometown hero’s team loses to my hometown <a href="/SFOUnicorns/">San Francisco Unicorns</a>
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I read the original caption as “Regent Degeneracy” and was like: I see why you misinterpreted the period of the dress as Regency, but wrong century and side of the channel. Now I want see more shows set in “Regent Degeneracy.”

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4am start was no big deal for today's USA Cricket ODI vs Canada. It being an Election Day in Wisconsin, I was already on the computer tracking last minute staffing changes for 103 polling places. Nice to have Peter Della Penna and Andrew Leonard for company.

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The The Flock 📢⚽🦩 is on the road. Greetings from “Hell is Real” northern Indiana! ScarfAce takes advantage of a pit stop to show off his juggling in the parking lot

The <a href="/fwdflock/">The Flock 📢⚽🦩</a> is on the road. Greetings from “Hell is Real” northern Indiana! <a href="/Scarfboii/">ScarfAce</a> takes advantage of a pit stop to show off his juggling in the parking lot
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In a clearly homophobic move, the macho security man at the anti-gay church-sponsored college we visited for the Forward Madison FC vs Lexington match made a The Flock 📢⚽🦩 fan go back to the car to leave his purse, alleging it to be “too large.” The pink fingernails were not a factor

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Since Etsy has no functional fraud resolution contact, I’m just going to publicly accuse them of facilitating international financial crime and see if they reach out.

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Travel to foreign lands and make the local press watching #cricket. It’s what I do. #FinalsDay2024 #Edgebaston #HolliesStand bbc.com/sport/cricket/…

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When the video pans all the way to the right, you can just make out a ladies sun hat and a flamingo romper. Can’t tell whether it’s me or Forward Fan Boi but we had a blast in the Hollies

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Breakfast at Trinity College in the newly refurbished dining hall was a delight. I’m not sure food pics are ever successfully taken here, since the culinary staff make everything plate-scrapingly good.

Breakfast at <a href="/TrinityOxford/">Trinity College</a> in the newly refurbished dining hall was a delight. I’m not sure food pics are ever successfully taken here, since the culinary staff make everything plate-scrapingly good.
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Sir Thomas Pope, Knight, our founder, and his lady wife Elizabeth who lie in repose in the Trinity College chapel; Dame Hilary, our President who has led the college to new construction, old restoration, and an inclusive vision for the future; the unofficial motto of University of Oxford

Sir Thomas Pope, Knight, our founder, and his lady wife Elizabeth who lie in repose in the <a href="/TrinityOxford/">Trinity College</a> chapel; Dame Hilary, our President who has led the college to new construction, old restoration, and an inclusive vision for the future; the unofficial motto of <a href="/UniofOxford/">University of Oxford</a>