Guys we can’t know for sure if Kamala wouldn’t have militarily occupied DC. Don’t let anyone tell you 2024 was a straightforward decision.

“Wokeness” was a reaction to the unrelenting cruelty that women, gays, and minorities had to face from the jeering mainstream for most of the 80s-2000s

The "bathroom issue" absolutely one-shot Fox News viewers and downwardly-mobile men. I know one guy who's leaving CA for TX because he's concerned his daughter might randomly encounter one at school, despite them sharing the same 1 in 8,192 encounter rate as a shiny Pokémon.

One of the servers at today’s luncheon in Anchorage looks familiar…

I’m only half joking here, but if I was almost assassinated twice, I’d probably walk in zig-zags for the rest of my life.

This is my favorite visual gag and I don't even know what to call it

Vaxxed?

What if Pomni did this? #TheAmazingDigitalCircus

Hunter Biden giving an interview saying we should invade El Salvador while wearing a Three Arrows hat convinces me that he is the guy

#clankerjockey

You are not ready for young men to revert back to 2020 levels of woke

I regret everything

WATCH: A Russian military vehicle assaults Ukrainian positions in Zaporizhzhia while flying both Russian and US flags. Great job, Donald.

This job market is fucking retarded, every reply I get (if I even get one) is some chatgpt-ass "We're sorry but" letter. KILL YOURSELF I WILL EAT YOU ALIVE I WANT MONEY BITCH

HELLDIVER, HELLDIVER where you been? The Halo 3: ODST-inspired Warbond arrives in HELLDIVERS 2 on August 26. Armor up and drop in, Helljumper.

Every night I see my neighbors' disabled dog going upstairs to bed, like this