Oh, to live in a mirror universe called “2001”! (Well, SPRING 2001 when this was the national trauma -- and not that other thing.)

Aileen Quinn is an American actress, singer, and dancer [citation needed], best known for her role as the title character in the 1982 film “Annie” -- no. You may be cool, but you’ll NEVER be Baby Glenn cool. Photographed by the legendary Martha Swope, 1984.

“Thank you, Jonesy. And teach your friend some manners. Tell him that without me, there wouldn’t BE any… (check notes) Music Box.”

No one: My grandmother’s sofa in 1995:

Oscar Fingal O’Fflahertie Wills Wilde (16 October 1854 – 30 November 1900) was an Irish author, poet, and playwright. Regarded as one of the greatest wits of the Victorian era, Wilde is also remembered for his 1895 conviction for gross indecency due to homosexual acts.

Nappy Pussy Lady has joined the cast of ‘The Devil Wears Prada 2.’

It’s a hot one out there, folks! Be sure to stay hydrated.

I’m sure some will read this as INGRID Bergman (Isabella Rossellini’s mother, apparently -- news to me!). Like in the early days of MeToo, when Harvey Fierstein took brutal abuse because people thought he was, well, ANOTHER Harvey.

Grok, how did this work out?

I honestly can’t think of anything nicer!

“Babe, do you mind if I put some music on? It gets me in the mood.” The music:

“We’ll both have the lamb. Rare, with very little mint sauce. You like lamb, right, sweet pea?”

In honour of Bastille Day, the greatest French triumph since the Maginot Line. 🇫🇷

The pride of Ireland! Even if I immaturely call her “Ruth NegOnPrEP”.

This was my Coldplay jumbotron.

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