Woody Johnson is the worst owner in the NFL, a loser to the core. 14 years, no playoffs, one common denominator.

Look whose tiny little butthole is wounded! But I guess that’ll happen when you get on your knees for a felon.

Both are garbage.

I’ve watched my parents and my friends have their lives upended by having to make ends meet when caring for their parents. So, when Kamala Harris proposed expanding Medicare to cover in-home care, I felt it was a game changer.

#2024

I miss the Grand Old Party (GOP) and long for the day when we can return to healthy and principled partisan debates. (We idealistic hippies sometimes need to be reined in by practical conservatism.) But this election is different… and much deeper than D versus R and left versus

If you get an I Voted sticker for voting early, you should be able to scan it on your TV and all political ads should be replaced by normal commercials

If you summon a mob to attack our democracy, you have to lose your job. If you go to Cancun when your fellow Texans are freezing in the dark, you have to lose your job. Tomorrow, we fire Ted Cruz.

Really is a tough call. On one hand - every Nobel prize winning economist is adamantly stating that Harris has a significantly better economic plan But on the other hand - the dumbest people I’ve ever interacted with say Trump is a good businessman Quite the dilemma

Clear eyes, full hearts, fuck nazis

Get in line. Get a sticker. Get a coherent President and whatnot.

Be clear, Trump’s win is a sign of voter realignment it's a sign of voter apathy. Trump didn't have to convert voters, just hold on to his base. This result is an indictment on MAGA and the 10 million + Biden voters who saw the most racist and sexist campaign, ignored the

It’s so odd this election had the same machines the same poll workers the same rules and yet not one republican is saying it’s fixed. I wonder what happened.

A rapist for AG. A spy for DNI. A zealot for Defense. An antivaxer for Health. A criminal for president. This is what Orwellian means.

News in pictures

Seeing as we’re just renaming stuff now…

Every global competitor and foe of America is laughing their ass off at the moronic, ahistoric drivel from this wet-brained chucklefuck.

.Senator Andy Kim at USAID: "I talked to the security guard just in there. He said he has been given specific orders to prevent employees of USAID from entering the building today. I just find that to be absolutely ridiculous. This is no way to govern."

On the left, the guy who ordered his 15-man death squad to kill and dismember American journalist Kashoggi in the Saudi consulate in Istanbul. They disposed of the body parts in acid. On the right, the former leader of Al Qaeda in Syria with a $10m US bounty on his head. In the