🌞 Christian Van Camp 🌞 Shitting 4 times a day is gay

My balls if you hold a flashlight under them.

Shutting down the United States House of Representatives to avoid a vote on the Epstein matter should cause everyone to recalibrate their conspiracy meter from like a 6 out of 10 to 8.5 out of 10.

washington dc is an extremely weird place where so many people from so many backgrounds & with entirely incompatible views of the world all come together & have a very good time together solely for the love of the game, despite it all especially the gay ones. they are the glue

the random ass Tuesday in July that tests tf out of you

Good night chat

Literally me

[Obama douching]: “Uhhh let me be clear.”

Can I say something and y’all not get mad 😩👄

Boob guys are back up top Sorry ass clowns!

Oh no I really hope Bill Clinton isn’t in the Epstein files, I’ll have to get rid of my Bill Clinton hat and my Bill Clinton sneakers and my Bill Clinton cologne and my Bill Clinton watch and take down my Bill Clinton flag and I’ll have to delete my Bill Clinton nft trading cards

every millennial is now paying apple $9.99/month for 2TB just to not delete their life.

I couldn't help but notice.... Ozzy tries to kill his wife, offs 17 of his own cats w/a shotgun and says he is sorry...everyone accepts. Hulk Hogan said something racist, and people are celebrating his death. Human beings are f*cking WILD

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It’s so important to have friends with a boat

Like 70% of the buildings in Atlanta are… parking garages? Be serious.

Hey bro there’s no need to do a full yoga routine in the sauna

When I was getting my math degree, I knew plenty of STEM majors who took upper-level humanities classes as electives. I never met any history or comp lit majors in my upper-level math classes, though. Wonder why.