Introducing … Butts tiles?

Federal holiday?

Is there a specific age where I'll instinctively want framed maps as my main wall art?

Neighbor’s trash is begging to grace a post-grunge album cover.

Which shade for holiday cards?

Definitely not a sign of getting old when a prospective employer is more attractive if they offer Blue Cross Blue Shield.

Tonight’s dinner made me wish I still had grandparents to invite over.

14 years later, I still think about a boss who claimed Gladiator was his favorite movie of all time.

I hope they serve Boku in heaven.

Hate to brag, but…

New healthcare provider wants me to email a photo of my insurance card and driver's license. I ask if they have more secure means to do do. Their answer: "We do not have a fax machine."

Home alone donning an I Voted sticker. Aka, virtue signaling to my cat.

Bobert is smarter than I was. I simply monitored but did not act on an inflammation in my leg. Then the clot found its way to my lungs, and I suffered a saddle pulmonary embolism. cbsnews.com/amp/colorado/n…

In this house, Frasier (1993) is simply Frasier.

For all the shitting on Illinois, it’s a great state to be a big boy with the initials JB.

My doctor's benevolent payment terms.