This water leak at Waterloo (lol) was pumping out for most of yesterday as Thames Water 💧 prepares a hosepipe ban next week, after paying £38m to shareholders while increasing bills for customers while losing 20% of water to leaks after underinvesting in infrastructure, good oh💧

Last picture I saw of Liz Truss she was going for a run. Is she still on it?

Hi Liz Truss @KwasiKwarteng - EDF 🇬🇧 has just estimated that our annual bill will be £4,732. You gonna give any details on how the £2500 promise you made works so that we can have some understanding of whether we can afford to heat our home over the winter?

The govt makes a mess of its economic strategy; markets react; the government labels it a distraction and U turns (humiliating). But the result is that real people now pay more for their mortgages. Real people may (likely will) lose their homes. This is not abstract. #toriesout

Well.. this seems to sum it up perfectly…

So because Liz Truss @KwasiKwarteng decided to send up a test balloon of ultra conservative fiscal policy, all of which were reversed after THREE WEEKS people are now materially worse off? With higher mortgages and less energy help? And they just say oops? This is a disgrace!

Lecture is out. Hey Daily Star how is the lettuce doing?

This: 'Explain what you mean by Woke & then we can have the conversation.'

Lord Wolfson needs to have a seat.

Who knew buying a laptop from Currys would be so difficult 🤷🏻‍♂️ finding someone in shop to help challenging; the laptop on display not in stock. Couldn’t reserve at another shop. Went on line, no way of accessing the financing. Am guessing Curry’s just doesn’t want me to have one?

This is amazing. Congrats Tian Yi ❤️❤️

Just heard the Home Secretary stand up in Parliament and declare that "the British people support the Rwanda plan". I'm sick of these guys telling me what I support. I do not support the "Rwanda plan". If you don't either, please retweet.

Tried now for over a week to get Community Fibre to change my address. Still no further. No one calls back when they say. Two different teams have either had new systems or glitches. Frankly terrible service.

Dear Hive you seem to be impossible to reach? I’ve tried your chat function 8 times, all of which told me that your agents were busy. I’ve called three times and twice when I got through, the call was cut off immediately and my current ‘9 min wait’ has been going for 16!

The Community Fibre saga continues. Despite ~30 calls or chats to move address, you kept the old acc active & billed me twice. This prob explains why you sent 3 engineers to old address. So far 4 requests for mgr call backs but no calls. Don’t bother ppl. Cheapness not worth it.

.Dialogue Publishing has acquired Diana McCaulay’s A House for Miss Pauline — a book about ownership, land and identity👇 thebookseller.com/rights/dialogu…

Yaaaasss Diana McCaulay #proud #writerslife

Hey Air Transat - literally the worst travel experience I’ve had. 3 hours late, your team don’t care about onward delay and most people so far have been rude. #neveragain #budgetnotworthit

One of my stories made the BCLF Elizabeth Nunez Award for Writers in the Caribbean! Congrats to all the writers and thanks to the Brooklyn Caribbean Literary Festival for their support for Caribbean writers..

Hi again Air Transat - we took a flight with you 29 days ago. Over 3 hours late. Reason given: Late arrival of aircraft. So, I claimed. Today, predictably, you tell us it was a landing gear issue, so you are not liable. No evidence of course. How is this a transparent process?