Blew the dust off the #TourDeGif box from 2016 to retrieve this. GWAN Mark Cavendish - that was TEXTBOOK! There was a lot of shouting at the telly. He’s not going to stop at 35 based on that performance #project35

No-one throws shade like the French

Even though this site is a clown car full of racists these days - sometimes it delivers brilliantly 👏👏👏

“Bloody immigrants, coming over here, healing our knobs” 🤣🤣🤣

absolutely criminal, moronic behaviour of course - but looting fake Crocs from Shoe Zone then Steak Bakes from Greggs is unarguably on brand for Brat Summer

Why didn’t they just get Daft Punk to sort the Olympics Closing Ceremony?

This remains one of the greatest things ever broadcast

Dropping tomorrow - my animated short about the joys of parenthood. Get your headphones on for the banging Berlin techno soundtrack earworm. Guarenteed 100% organic and AI-free. Stay tuned. Stay HUNGWY!

OK - launching my film! HUNGWY is an animated comedy short about life as a parent of a small child. Hungry. Tired. Hot. Cold. Farts. The circle of life. Will the little one ever be satisfied? youtu.be/3EQNcxfoVqg?si…

Goodnight, sweet prince

I see 6Music is playing drill n’ bass again when most BBC Radio 6 Music listeners have just put the kids to bed, are cooking dinner and perhaps don’t want to feel extremely stressed out. FFS

They’re selling Royal 50ps for £4.99 (+P&P). Given this platform is now mostly flag-shaggers and crypto grifters, I’ve bought them all and will HODL. This time next year, Rodders…

Never did I think that I’d be sharing a Daily Mail front page and nodding along in agreement - and yes lads, I’m talking the actual headline, not the one about Viagra

I bet Donald J. Trump and his buddies bought the dip

I can assure you that he didn’t, Spotify UK & Ireland #nickdrake

let me get this straight- Kneecap, an extremely provocative NI hip-hop act featuring ‘DJ Próvaí (who only ever appears in a balaclava) are being told to keep their controversial opinions to themselves by Sharon Osbourne, who’s husband pissed on the Alamo and ate a bat onstage?

No question that anyone who isn’t a c-unit stands with Kneecap. Glastonbury Festival will not de-platform them because the festival has always supported the right to protest, has given a voice to the anti-war movement & has an entire area devoted to this kind of thing (The Leftfield) ✊

The disinformation attempts re: the Liverpool incident really has brought out the worst of humanity. People are using gen AI imagery to ‘illustrate’ it ffs.