great grandad allegedly was involved in an alleged drunken fight that a british sailor allegedly died as a result of and he allegedly jumped on a ship for australia before being arrested

me admiring my fefos ❤️

women enraged by this one simple trick - man displays simple and efficient laundry folding method of “fold everything into smallest square possible”

the newcastle knights?

these chinese cigarettes are definitely giving me some sort of ultracancer, but the good news is at eight bucks a pack i’ll still be able to afford the secret chemotherapy you have to pay extra for, so it all works out

top left, can’t think of one bottom left, can’t think of one bottom right, can’t think of one. top right is obviously christopher walken. as for what links them? great question all the right movies. can’t think of one.

when there’s, when, me when, me and who, when there’s a one in my coke zero!!!!!

glad the flooding is starting to subside just in time for this dust storm 👍

i’m sailing away… set an open course, for the virgin seas

just purchased 7,245 labubu dolls and burned them 👍🔥

i’m here for both of those reasons 😃

it’s like it’s mate against mate out there or something

this is what some of y’all (you all) be doing every day on here!!!!!

i’m adding a community note to a post which you 🫵 retweeted

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no fap luther rael: what is my sacrifice? cummies. splooge. spoof. empty balls. i’ve given up all chance of cumming. i’ve made my bedroom a pornless place…

i love skipping the recap and then skipping the intro. fuck you editor! fuck yoouuu 🖕🖕🖕

i still want all disneyland turned into a giant forest - disneyland is huge waste of resources and making it into a forest is the best idea .

your girl’s straight male bff pulls up in the banana peel, wyd? 🤔