My A/C starting to remind me of my stepson the way it refuses to work

Amber Heard was framed.

If I can make it through Minecraft : The Movie my niece promised to watch the 1966 Batman movie. Things are not going well.

Sorry this took so long. Here's my 100 Best Movies of the 21st Century list. 🍿

I'll put Shazam! back on there after Zachery Levi is dead

I, an adult man, wanted the Wendy's Kid's Meal toys of a ten year old girl and I said "Let me have those." And she said "O.k."

This is sick as hell.

I don't even know what people are saying in English half the time.

I do not know enough about the politics of New York City so I will not be commenting at this time. Thank you.

I have taken the girl child back to Wendy's. Apparently last night they switched to Mr. Potato Head meals and this is the last DC Box. I shall now pray to Jesus and Xenu for The Martian Manhunter, Black Lightning or Zatanna. Amen. This is my Youtube unboxing video.

Amazing

One billion dollars

I am now watching woke snow white.

Good lord.

I hope he plays a little guy.

HOWARD

Matt Kowalick on dough boys

Today a man with an eye patch came up to me and said "You know what I found when I lost this eye?" "What?" "Jesus Christ."