It's Friday night. I'm sitting in the house chillin and my momma is outside... What in the ham sandwich...??

7 (preferably) or 2

The amount of cutting up and carrying on in this man's funeral is exactly how he would have wanted to go out 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

Friendly reminder that therapy is a good thing...

15

1,3,9

I'm ready to fucking quit...

I can't wait for this week's episode of The Read ! I expect them to read themselves for reading an old letter. And I genuinely want it saved for the read...

It must happen. It’s only right.

2003

They should call it "Cheryl"... since some yt doctor lady thinks that's what Jynx is called 😆😆😆

Strike 1: The flirty ass off duty bartender that can't take a hint. Strike 2: Did you really just fumigate while the place is still open?? Strike FUCKING 3: Bitch is that a dog? At the bar??????? *memo to self* RUN and don't ever return...

"The Devil Eats Hot Ice Cream"... I have never seen an episode title that I clocked as soon as I read it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The Read

Now Southwest Airlines ... I get this whole group seating process and all. But WHY am I an A-Lister in Group 5?? It seems like more than 50% of Flight 4968 from MCO is Group 4. #MakeItMakeSense

Uncle Fine Shit 💪🏾 ♌️ Southwest Airlines The only way this ends is if Southwest Airlines #FireBobJordan - I am posting this every day until this happens. Please retweet and join the cause.

Why I call my momma earlier and she gone answer talking about "Baby let me call you back. I'm getting my make-up done for a party." Girl you doing WHAT?! 🧐

I did my big one with this yesterday ☺️

Not sure if these are the runners or the coaches from ECU on my flight to Raleigh right now... but gah DAMN 🤤

Good Monday morning to Best Actor Academy Award winner Michael B. Jordan and to MBJ only!!!

Trying to get a ticket to the 13th anniversary show of The Read but you have to buy them as a pair. 😮‍💨 I think I'm mad at yall for this one! What if a 🥷 wanna go by himself??? 😫