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Thank you.

I’ve written hundreds & hundreds of jokes for my stand up over the years, but this is one of my favourites.

We appreciate you not hating us you dumb cunt

Dear fellow Democrats: The Iranian regime is responsible for 74% of recorded executions in the world, puts people to death for being gay, arrests people for failing to wear a hijab or walking their dog, and employs “Death to America” among its favored slogans. To those claiming

Hey Jake Tapper 🦅 wake the fuck up so you don’t have to write a book about in five years from now. Iran Just hit a hospital probably big escalation while your shit network CNN covers a murder trial

Sadly never. What a great show it would have been 🤷‍♂️ check out the trailer instagram.com/reel/DDskzmoS6…

King of New York

And there you have it. Youre in depth journalism found the person who speaks for all of Iran. All @cnn does is divide our country, but you have found that the mean USA has made Irans 90 million turn into a singular voice. This is almost as shitty as Jake’s discovery that your

Are you fucking brain dead dummy ? •The U.S. intentionally excluded Israel from military coalitions in Iraq to: •Keep Arab and Muslim allies (like Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Jordan) in the coalition. •Prevent those nations from backing out due to domestic pressure or anti-Israel

I don’t see him suggesting Nazis we’re nice to anyone . I see him asking if any ordinary Gazans tried to help the hostages like some ordinary Germans tried to help Jews, which some did. I Haven’t heard any stories about any gazans being nice to the hostages at all . Have

Uh very. But it’s all pretty basic knowledge I didn’t know I had to type it out myself to make it comprehensible to morons. Anyway you can fuck off with that pig also

Trying. Tough to get these guys together

They all suck

Happy to

When I want to build a peaceful nuclear energy program, I always build it deep below the surface where it requires 30,000-pound bunker busters to access it, while pledging to die rather than surrender it. Because you see, I'm really passionate about clean energy.

I am incredibly grateful that President Trump didn't listen to warmongers like Tucker Carlson who wanted to nuke Iran in retaliation for trying to assassinate him and we got a surgical strike on nuclear facilities instead. Blessed are the peacemakers ☮️

An unfunny comic whose whole career was made by a jew(Jon Stewart) calls for the murder of 9 million people in Israel (Jews and non Jews). I guess even the ones who never wanted a war. What a sick roid head cunt

Send whoopie to Tehran in a bikini. She can solve it all

This is that heat wave that caused blackouts for the premier of Aquaman Doug Ellin