I get the whole thing about dunking on the new guy, but he's not actually in charge. You see the internet is ruled by cats. They, not Elon, are the fluffy cartel controlling HTML.

This thread has some great picture mash ups.

20 days until I'm back at LTB Showrooms supporting @GrantSharkey again.

Going from Twitter to Mastodon has big “moving from the city to a small town” vibes, in both positive and negative ways. I’m here if you want to visit - mas.to/@davidgoody Will also be making frequent day trips back to Twitter city.

Back to work Monday vibes? Here’s a track about getting by in the #StarWars universe as a lowly droid. youtu.be/a9CkVBwaFgI 🎶Luke & Leia, Han & Chewie 🎶They all think my circuits are screwy 🎶They don’t know why I’m of the opinion 🎶That it’s great to be Darth Vader minion

Other people’s problems getting to you? Just repeat after me: Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys  youtu.be/q2-EsxD4Dek 🎶I’ve more hard cheese than the whole of Parma For a drama llama taunting karma Your vast ego just needs to know That you reap just what you sow

It’s a #coffee early and often kind of day. Much like it was when I reworked this #HumanLeague track. youtu.be/oUE34JO-bgY 🎶Keep needing caffeination 🎶Red Bull, Monster, espresso from Costa 🎶Keep needing caffeination 🎶Drinking pints of tea, endlessly

🚨 NEW ALBUM ALERT! 🚨 Have you ever wondered… …what happened next to Withnail? …how Phil Oakey copes with sleep deprivation? …if Stealers Wheel can navigate an IKEA? …how it feels to be a robot working for Darth Vader? Find out now: davidgoody.bandcamp.com/album/is-life-…

The irrepressible @GrantSharkey tackling the difficult subjects in the life with the tact and subtly that only he possesses. If you get a chance to see him live, don't think twice and just go (and let's face he plays pretty much everywhere the hard working fellow).

🚨New Xmas Video🚨 This year I want answers. Who’s controlling Christmas? Who rules the Yule? It’s high time we were told. youtu.be/gYH3-3rlfwM 🎶You might want a white Christmas 🎶Where we all get snowed in 🎶But I want WikiLeaks answers 🎶From Edward Snowden

#FatherChristmas chose a bad year to ditch the #reindeer & he’s stuck at #Heathrow youtu.be/JaRt9qnCl1g 🎶He got rid of the reindeer they were too pricey 🎶But he hasn’t got his elves using #DPD 🎶To bring joy to the world this Xmastime 🎶Santa’s gonna fly on a budget airline

To mark the 7th anniversary of untimely death of #Bowie I present this tribute to his masterwork. The song that is the genesis & corner piece of his creativity. Yes, I’m talking The Laughing Gnome. It’s second only to Tin Machine, and the advert he made for Lyon’s ice cream.

What is real? What is fake? What can we believe anymore until our #VAR overlords inform us of the truth that our own eyes can no longer tell us? Welcome to the world of Existential Football.

Ever wondered what a full series of #DrWho with Paul McGann as the Doctor would be like? How about if it had Richard E Grant playing #Withnail as his companion? Come on Russell T Davies you know the right thing to do. It would be bigger than the #MCU!

The combination of baked laminated dough to any other food stuff immediately makes it ten times as good. Or as A Tribe Called Quest might have said "Can I Croissant It? Yes you can!"

LINEUP ANNOUNCEMENT 2023 MotoFest Coventry David Goody Brandishing a ukulele and a headful of absurd comic songs and a repertoire stretching from the Coventry ring road to quantum physics, David has a song for every occasion #Coventry #localmusic #livemusic youtu.be/hjZmywrlej8

In a fortnight’s time I will be living the site specific song dream of playing Rules Of The Coventry Ring Road on a stage above the actual ring road. We’ll be doing sets at 1:30pm & 3:40pm on the Saturday. Thanks to Rob Halligan & the MotoFest Coventry team for making it happen.

Had a blast playing MotoFest Coventry today. Loved the blazing sunshine (even if I might have spontaneously combusted if it got any hotter) and loved Stephen's bass chords on this. Thanks to Rob Halligan for inviting us to play. youtu.be/e8yr_LU_ttc

This account is on indefinite hiatus, if you want to see what I’m to there’s links on davidgoody.co.uk to places I’m still active.