Holy fuck.

How I feel updating my LinkedIn to “employee” instead of my actual title. Never touching that app again btw

If you’re not a cubs fan what the fuck are you doing

CUBS CUBS CUBS CUBS CUBS CUBS CUBS

Guys Radiohead doesn’t help the Sunday scaries

Think something’s wrong with my phone

Lord give me a free weekend so I can play ready or not

Holy fuckkkkk Matt Shaw

DBA is on root canal watch. Send prayers

boyfriEND. girlfriEND. best friEND. they all END. you know what doesn’t end? Dylan Raiola RT if you cried

Bar erupted when Pardon My Take came on the tv during #UFC

Going to the (shooting) range tomorrow for a work outing😁 Hour drive and have to be there by 7:30😞

OMAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

This header thing might get me to retire from twitter permanently

THE CUBS CLINCH AND JUST LET THE REDS HAVE DAY AFTER DAY HR DERBY WTF ARE WE DOING?????

Might be time to have an uncomfortable conversation about Shota…

CUBS

IcyVert Snapback Sports Honest Abe’s

Okay I forever hate Luis Arraez for that