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Bill Burr on Conan O'Brien gives me life! They vibe perfectly.

This place is incredible!

Pretty cool when Shaun White answers your question on if you and your girlfriend should move up to Michigan. Thanks Flying Tomato!

Pretty sure I caught a case of Red Tide today.

I just really want to see Frank Ocean live. How does this happen? Will it happen?

D2: The Mighty Ducks is low-key one of the greatest movies ever made.

Kid Cudi's humming cures depression.

Might have to cop a hat if it isn't over 75$.

Does a job exist where I only watch Home Improvement and write reviews of each episode?

Sometimes I miss not being able to play Pokemon Blue on my Game Boy Color.

Kanye West told me in a dream last night that Kids See Ghost would announce a tour next month.

I don't understand the purpose of Lululemon. Who wants to workout and sweat in 110$ compression shirts?

Feel free to send me all the size 11 Nike shoes you own before you burn them. #JustDoIt30

Well it looks like Machine Gun Kelly is the second white rapper we have lost this week.

Thank you ye for allowing me to accept the fact that my 14 followers on twitter is only a number and should have no meaning to how unpopular I am. Also, Bill Cosby got sentenced 3 to 10 years today. I guess you could say the proof was in the pudding.

I've gone through my entire life without seeing or using a #1 Pencil.

Hey Glenn Howerton your Spotify playlists just introduced me to like 3-4 incredible bands. Thanks Golden God! P.S. Also, love the fact that you're a Mike Patton fan.

I too, have checked the facts.

You want change? Change the present? Change the future? STOP voting for Democrats & Republicans. THEY’VE FAILED YOU. They don’t care about the American people. Regardless of the color of your skin, they answer to their donors. Then to their political party. Then maybe to you.