I think say Elon dey use us for this app 🌝

Why is the car safety belt always stuck when you need it the most

This Elon funny oo. He wan turn me his maga ni sha. Make I dey pay you for nothing abi. I laugh.

TGIF

As payment no show, na to start tweeting for passion, no pressure again, Elon o kin shey eyan dada…

A long weekend ahead...

Abeg ohhh 🤣

I need like a thousand hugs and forehead kisses 🥹

No vibe for a while 6 months
Mummy of Lagos is in prison 😭

Omo na to find Daddy of Lagos wey go keep us company for this period of time oo.

Which Nigeria celebrity(ies) would you like to surprise you like this?

For me;
Yemi Alade, Funke Akindele and Tiwa Savage

What's the One thing you have in your life that's more valuable than money

Blood is no longer thicker than water,Nowadays strangers help us more than our relatives. Relatives only accept you when you’re successful.

I hope you know that not using seat belts in a car is the same as not using life vests on a boat ? We must value lives in Naija.

She is pregnant yet she still doing this 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

All the brain cells in my head, I use them to imagine fake scenarios 😭😹

Who invented this style of sweeping...?

Me restarting the song because the part that hurts me the most didn't hurt me enough

How much fvck could a fuvk boy fvck if
a fvckboy could fvck boys