Home is where the WiFi connects automatically.

'Eliminate sugar from your diet' how about I eliminate joy from my life too? Maybe I should just grow bitter, sad, shrivel up and die? Perhaps I will enjoy the sweet release of death?

One thing theater Twitter is going to do is celebrate understudies and swings. The backbone of our industry deserves it. They deserve all of us to have their backs and to sing their praises often.

I constantly see actors replying to tweets of praise for their performance saying ‘I was actually off and the praise should go to X’. THIS MEANS THEATRE’S ARE NOT MAKING IT CLEAR ENOUGH WHEN UNDERSTUDIES ARE ON. Credit where credit’s due. Please allow the correct actors to shine!

How many Montys are too many Montys (the answer may suprise you)

Super excited for Oppy Mince 2024 and beyond.

Shes sure to save the nation.

Flowers for FOH teams UK wide.

Happy birthday to Liz's wife's dog sitter Matt Dowse

Where did I go wrong i lost a friend.

We shall see.... we all shall see.

PICTURE THE SCENE

Last night of the proms Claire-Marie Hall (Claire Sterrett-Hall) and Jak Malone💅🏻😎 peforming the sensational 'useful' from oppy mince

Jak points into the crowd

'The kings there is he' he says finally pointing at Charlie Boy.

temporarily healed by
'HE DESERVES YOUR BOOS'

I WILL REEEEMMMEEEEEMMMBBEEEERRR YOU.

RIP to bending over.

‘OPERATION MINCEMEAT: Battle of the Laughs’

After a tough first round, with over 600 votes for each poll, we have some winners! Moving on to Round 2…

Round 2, below!🧵👇

I am DISAPPOINTED that my micro teach today is on WW1 and not WW2 so I've actually had to do work.

When someone asks me how many times I am going to Mincemeat this month (so far)

When Spitlip wrote ‘if it’s down, it’s down together’ they were actually talking about the balance of our bank accounts 🫶

‘OPERATION MINCEMEAT: Battle of the Laughs’

We all love and adore the gags and running jokes that feature in the show, but which jokes will make it to the ✨ glitzy finale ✨

Round 1, below!🧵👇

Best thing to happen in my life was joining the community behind this little show.