I'd be lying if I said this was my first time being shunned to the back/trunk of a vehicle #whyisitalwaysme

passionately singing one day more, as I stand up singing 'I take my place, I fight with you' I break my finger on the roof #whyisitalwaysme

Can never say no... Walk in to pets at home and end up signing up for a VIP card #whyisitalwaysme

@markagorman You are truly the Balotelli of modern life. #whyisitalwaysme

Once again my people were attacked while they were foraging #whyisitalwaysme #romanproblems #generalproblems

Come to the conclusion I'm cursed!! Sat in the car re-evaluating my life as we speak. #BadLuck #WhyIsItAlwaysMe

Banana speed eating competition against Till! I'm pretty sure I won this one!!! #WhyIsItAlwaysMe fb.me/3Fw0Vxofc

Delsin Rowe WELL EXCUSE ME FOR TRYNA TAKE CARE OF MYSELF AND NOT BE A BURDEN FOR YOU #WhyIsItAlwaysMe

In the library and my stomach keeps making weird sounds. #shutup #ugh #whyisitalwaysme

Words cannot express how devastated I am cause I couldn't get tickets for Ed Sheeran HQ I want to lie in a hole and die! #whyisitalwaysme #fml

Why did it have to be windy just as I come out of a spray tan. I apologies now citizens of welshpool 🍑🍑🍑#whyisitalwaysme 🤦🏻‍♀️