Nah

Luigi orbiting a black hole was NOT the first thing I expected to see on the tl

Shulk players die a normal death challenge

Desperately need a “if x character was dlc” series going over every base character’s hypothetical $5.99 move/mechanic.

Was scrolling through the fullmetal wiki a while back and was not prepared

I once had a minmin player tell me with the straightest of faces after I did a neutral getup to not do that because I’ll get hit by the arms.

After a year of learning the language I helped a Japanese customer find the work boots at Walmart today lol. I’ve seen Japanese speakers in here before but their English was always better than my Japanese so there’s never been a reason to use it. Shit made my week fr.

I’m so confused didn’t we get this already? Why does it feel like this is the fourth dkc remaster for switch?

This mfr survived and started a new life as the voiceover guy for amc

On this date 13 years ago, Pete Weber threw the most iconic strike in bowling history 😎

Great game but cannot wait for Zelda’s fortnite era to be over it’s been ten years man

Fun fact: dude lost weight and scored a Japanese girl, he’s 100% more competent to educate about Japan than jokes like you.

They finally started playing the retail anthem at work

Imagine seeing “charizard used flamethrower” and he just whips out one of these and starts bashing in your head in with it.

Me: That will be $33 even Customer: Wow! What are the odds of that?! Me: 1 in 100 Customer:

I think I see vegita in there but are the rest not just all Goku

A lot of these words should be known by most native English-speaking adults but the test is still bad cause why are these the words we’re focusing on? People don’t talk like this irl, this is formal email speak.

Skyrim loading screen

Rare footage of a Mac player not mindlessly running in and suddenly it’s lame. This is just neutral. He’s clearly looking for an opening against the character he’s always at kill percent against.

Season 1 of prison break is one of the best shows ever made, but unfortunately it does not have Mahone so I can’t agree with this take.