I jump on MEANIES like QuintusCurtius for OVERSIMPLIFYING things But Brahs — there is an exception to ALMOST every rule! For example… If you’re struggling, remember: All problems in life boil down to ONE simple thing: Someone, Somewhere FAILED to keep it NIBBILICIOUS

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Time out, Quinty. ‘Hit the nerds’? Absolutely not! WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN??? Nerds make the apps that tell me when my pizza’s arriving. Nerds built the crypto I almost understand. Nerds are the reason I can sit in a beanbag chair all day and live NIBBILICIOUSLY.

Or you could just put a movie on and Keep it NIBBILICIOUS 🍿 🍕

Also one of your MEANEST

Sure Brah HAVE FUN STAYING POOR!!

Oh GREAT The BARON OF BELLIGERENCE is here to be MEAN about ANOTHER one of our innocent habits! Every female I know wears them because they are COMFY and as we know NOTHING is more important than our comfort and safety, Brahs and Brahlettes!

No you don’t And IT’S IN YOUR BEST INTEREST WE KEEP YOU HONEST 24/7 365!!

Oh NO NO NO YOU DON’T 😡😡 Not you Quinty The Original VICE REGENT OF RUDENESS You, YOU 🫵 have been chiselling away at MY self-esteem with your “tough love” posts for YEARS now. Not just me either — MANY NIBBLERS are BROKEN now — just from YOUR TIMELINE OF TERROR alone!!

Fact check: TRUE #NeverForget

Brah WHAT Alcohol, really?? It’s 2025 Brah!? STOP DOING THIS

Brah WHAT? MILITARY?? SEVEN YEARS??? We need to be giving these poor souls more, WAY MORE than we do now! Don’t you realize we came from the British Evil Empire Brah? Colonialism Brah Slavery Brah THAT’S ALL ON US AND US ALONE!! We OWE them more than we can ever pay!!

Brah what? I’m tired just reading this

Nibbler Brah 7 years! Even 7 minutes would be too much…. Although what else could we expect from the Dean of Divisiveness who exults in spreading angst and meanness!

YES

Fact check: FALSE NOTHING should come between you and your sweetheart!! No one knows the pain I feel when she is far from me…I need TIME and SPACE to process this DON’T BE MEAN

GOOD Students are taking back their power from the White Settler Colonial Industrial Complex!! “Classics” is just a euphemism for MEANNESS It’s our job to IMPROVE the “Classics” with our superior morals so that people feel WARM AND SAFE!!

“Qui rosit, duravit. Qui confridavit, cecidit.” “He who nibbled, endured. He who crunched, fell.” — Globbian Maxims, Tablet III