My mans really said “The poors are stinking up the place!”

If you kill the brown M&M I have to look at you with a side eye

When the joke is so funny that HR wanted to hear it themselves

I have one of those $50 gift cards where you can choose where to spend it. Some of my options are Chilis, Lowes, Amazon, and Chuck E Cheese. $50 at Chuck E Cheese is asking for a felonyl

Only $2,500 stands between you and greatness

No more manpris! God is Good!

This the type of dude who cheers on return to office mandates because he hates the family he asked for

“LMAO These Tweets Banging”

God Forbid a white boy catch a vibe

No such thing… if its been worn it needs to go in the laundry. What are yall doing??

If you shit on a plane. I want you arrested. The fucks wrong with you

No one knows how much of a hater I am. No one knows my desire to be an internet troll

Someone who is good with data visualization. I want you to lay a map of median income and pickle ball courts in Atlanta. I have an obvious theory

How are we on an earth with the most innovative dumb people

LOL I cant wait until hell comes and picks you up

Finally decided to clean up my instagram… LOL 🙃🙃🙃

Ohh Woof they me back on this hellsite

What level of bar millennial are you? I went to our family bar alone and the waitress asked where are my wife and kids

We may all agree this country is hell but come time for the Olympics its stars and bars for life and the rest of the world sucks

#BossBabe #HERstory #RBG