Jackie Chan Has Lifted More PL trophies Than Steve Gerrard and Jamie Carragher.

Ministry of Finance when the Uganda Cranes team wins 😂😂

My daughter is going to be real mad after I name her Andrea Berta.

What are people from Madagascar called?

Elanga: "It was my childhood dream to play for Adidas."

Pilot: we are now flying over 20000 feet My mind :

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Freshers adding ENG or DR to their user names after attending one lecture

Me explaining that a pregnant horse can run faster cause it has two horsepower

My friend stole my girlfriend, got her pregnant, and when it was time for her to give birth, he called me asking for help to clear the medical bills—and I did. FYI, we're both P3 dropouts. Moral of the story: Amagezi sibitabo.

Quick quick

🚨 Rúben Amorim: “Sometimes I want to quit, sometimes I want to stay for 20 years”.

Ajax Amsterdam, may you crumble

Fabrizio Romano And on top of that they have PGMOL

Pleasure doing business with you, may you always defeat SportingCp

I just need luck and Favour

Hey Uganda Electricity Distribution Company Ltd , do you really have offices and workers in Ntungamo???? It's been a month my mum's power got an issue and it's been off. To call your guys and they keep promising to visit the premises, but they have never come... What should she do weza??

"When you share a picture of u in Dubai" Your village people;