#WhyMenAreSilentDuringSex because Grown men ask irrelevant questions. Him: girl what's your favourite season? Her: mmmh whaa? Him: girl you ain't cold, you are just a winner.

This is a typical case of a cause with terrible execution. FACT DURBAN SUCKS AT PLANNED PROTESTS.

Rest satisfied with doing well, and leave others to talk of you as they please.

When his side chicks have stopped replying.

#Rasta out here doing the Mark Fish challenge with paint brushes.

If a girl asks me if we should get Chinese food. I don't think we should be seeing each other.

Do they employ men at First for Women!?

When Jesus says yes. Only your mama can say no. #blackmammas

You are aging like boxwine.

#relationshipsadvice Don't sleep on yourself because you are busy sleeping with someone else.

#relationshipadvice You'll never know what the weather is like outside, if you are just indoors.

Hello, beautiful world. Tonight we have another instalment of your favourite late-night talk show. The Friday Night Show w/ Bongani Dube

Nothing like sitting and setting up a playlist for those special days.

I thought I was depressed until I got Spotify premium. All I was missing was music.

After a WhatsApp call or a Instagram call and the app asks for a rating. Who do you rate. The reception or the conversation?

The most attractive thing in a woman... is me.

The problem with these nyaope boys that direct traffic, is they don't have twitter. So they have no idea where they services are needed.

Uber drivers, drive like their life is on the line. Slow and cautious. InDrivers drive like they have a TV to pay.

Why do artist not sing along or at least dance along to the part of the song that they aren't singing. As an audience we enjoy the whole thing. Give us what we paid for. #defaq

How much influence does your physical appearance and presence have on the next person decision making?