Busy day campaigning around #dollisvalley. Luckily I managed to avoid all the residents who’ve been having dreadful problems with Barnet Council as I don’t actually want to sort out small people’s problems. #voteforme #torytwats

It is absolutely unacceptable that today sees #brexit delayed by another hour! I will be campaigning to reinstate this hour so #Brexshit can be that bit closer for all of us. And microchipping cats. Don’t forget I’m microchipping cats. 🐈 🍟

Happy Diwali. I’ve used my Facebook page to patronisingly explain what it is (as told to me by an aide) and shared a photo of another of my community photo ops. #votedorme #imdesperate

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I was very cosy sitting next to ❤️Boris❤️ on the front bench today. We lost the vote for a 12th December #generalelection2019 but we’ll just keep asking until the peasants accede. Personally, I’ll squeem and I’ll squeem until I’m sick.

*fingers in ears*

Please don’t register to vote. My pals and I count on you being disenfranchised so we can win. Oh how we laughed when a Tory councillor won in #HighBarnet by one vote! Every vote makes a difference you see! gov.uk/register-to-vo… #generalelection2019

353 votes and I lose my comfy, “safe” Conservative seat. #generalelection2017 gave me palpitations, so I’ve been love bombing all of Barnet since. Oh sorry, that should be photo bombing. #voteforchange #registertovote #chippingbarnet

Honestly, it’s very exciting to be facing #generalelection2019 AGAIN. I think I’ve managed to meet those 353 who saved my skin last time. I’m sure they’ve been super impressed with all I’ve done since. I’m in the cabinet you know. #voteforme

Are we blaming the fire service that we’ve cut to shreds? #solidaritywithlfb #lfb #ToryLies #grenfell

Have we just redefined “low paid”? It worked when David redefined “poverty”. #ToryLies

No we’re not. We’re fudging the data. It’s what we do. Anyway, Trump and ❤️Boris❤️ already have it all planned out. You vote for our lies, we form a government, we do what we want. #ToryLies

You’d think they wanted to get rid of me!

Peasants turned up to my office with a petition yesterday. Luckily I was with someone so could hide behind them. Apparently saying there will be a “review” isn’t actually the same as actually giving schools and nurseries the money they need. #beya #saveourschools Stop School Cuts - BARNET

Launched my campaign in Ravenscroft Park with a photo. I didn’t get as many supporters as the Labour candidate did and I had to make sure the photo was fuzzy so my supporters don’t feel embarrassed for supporting me. Tories aren’t popular for some reason. #vanquishvilliers

If you want to study how well Tory politicians use a lot of words to claim we’ve done something but actually there’s nothing tangible read this theresavilliers.co.uk/news/villiers-… I claim I’ve saved nurseries but all I’ve got is a sometime future review. #ToryLies

I don’t know who is funding the Lib Dems as they’re spending money like a Tory minting Brexshit 50ps and doing our job for us. Saving us a fortune all because they want the power of a ConDemncoaition again. #YellowTories #votelabour

But we’d all have to sell our shares in pharmaceuticals! #toriesdonotrepresenttheworkingclass #richtories

Has anyone got a shield for my pussy? #trump

I’m trying to keep away from the flooded areas for obvious reasons.