This paper has a wild idea from Immanuel Trummer. He is using NLP to "read" DBMS documentation pages + advice blogs to automatically tune MySQL + PostgreSQL configurations.

Our paper "Does Platform Migration Compromise Content Moderation?" (described in the thread below) has just been accepted at CSCW 2021 🎉! Had a blast in this project working with Shagun Jhaver Savvas Zannettou Jeremy Blackburn @emilianoucl Gianluca Stringhini and Bob West.

In our latest paper, Ymir Vigfusson and I write about a specific kind of problem we've termed an ASRD\footnote{Pronounced "Ass rod"}.

The EuroSys 2023 2021 Community Service Award goes to Adrian Colyer (Accel Partners) for leading "The Morning Paper" --- blog.acolyer.org".

Older and wiser faculty twitter: do paper deadlines ever get easier?

Walter Lasecki assaulted me. He pinned me against a bar, he put his hand up my skirt and his fingers in my underwear. He grabbed and twisted. He leaned in and insisted that I sleep with him. “It could be innocent,” he said.

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Programming at midnight after a couple of glasses of champagne. My code:

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I'm excited to announce that I'm going on the academic job market! Feel free to chat with me if you think your department might be a good fit. You can find my application materials on my website: akhirsch.science/job-materials/

My group at MPI-SWS is looking for postdocs, PhD students, and research interns interested in neuroscience + ML/NLP. Starting dates are flexible & full funding and benefits are provided. Shoot me an email if interested! Please RT to spread the word! 🙏

I'm hiring multiple PhD students for Fall'22 at CMU. My research bridges computer architecture & systems software to enable datacenter computing. If you're interested in related topics, come work with me! RTs appreciated! More info: akshithasriraman.com ece.cmu.edu/admissions/ind…

Thrilled to welcome Vaastav Anand and Roberta De Viti as the new Publicity Co-Chairs of jsysresearch! You might recognize as part of the awesome group that ran the immensely popular Trivia Night for HotOS and SOSP!

Attention all systems researchers! Get ready to submit your work to #SOSP2023 💡 The call for papers is now available at sosp2023.mpi-sws.org/cfp.html 🔥🔥🔥

Exciting opportunity for #SOSP2023! Share your expertise & lead a workshop or tutorial 👩‍🏫 Call for workshops/tutorials now open: sosp2023.mpi-sws.org/cfw.html 🚀🚀🚀