This is a photo of slash and ozzy. Life is over. Believe!

Scenic route

Heartbreaking search results on Cadbury website

Accidental double-concentrate Robinsons squash fever dream

Love these writing tips from George Saunders lit.konundrum.com/features/saund…

When you look at the sky in a poetic kind of way, you know when you grope for luna

@culcul71 hey Derek, all going great thanks. Sorry, sort of top secret so can't talk any details but hopefully sooooon

Woah thanks for all the birthday messages. You guys rule x

Out of clean clothes so I'm wearing an old Halloween costume round the house

Just overheard a Jack the Ripper tour guide shouting "feculent matter" at his audience as part of his retelling. Give em what they want, bud

Pomegranate, you are a stupid, ugly fruit and I won't be lightly spanking out your seeds again any time soon

@culcul71 hey, sorrrry so slow . YEAH we'll be playing new songs real soon - as soon as we have new gigs in fact! By India, for sure

fierce 🔥🔥

Uber driver has two phones up AND a GPS screen built into his dashboard. It feels like the future. If everyone is always lost in the future

Skimmed milk is a farce

@dantract James Lovage @jhamsonjr I put three hotels on Clopton bridge. Deal with that sh--

@dantract James Lovage @jhamsonjr don't play if you can't pay yo

Delighted Bethnal Green road guy: "What a glorious day! See what I mean about this weed? It just takes the er, takes the... hate off"

Newly sprayed on the gas supply to my house..

Unsinkable common sense