I don’t understand, I was reliably told by 90% of the opinion page that this race was over and lost months ago

They’re really going to do this again, aren’t they, treating him like a tabula rasa with no record of past actions or statements, taking his newest statements at face value and dismissing context as old news that doesn’t need to be rehashed or belongs in the 16th paragraph

Trump campaign announces their girlfriend is totally hotter than yours, just you wouldn't know her (they don't have to prove - report - anything true for a while) and, uh, she lives in Canada (some big slice of this is surely super PAC $ for legal fees)

Looking at this chart, you’d never guess which campaign is the one reporters keep fawning over for its newfound discipline and competence

can’t spell No Labels without taking an L

On the one hand: all the best intentions in the world to send the kids to bed early and well-rested tomorrow for first day back from spring break. On the other hand: that Iowa-LSU game.

Happy Easter to all who celebrate (and by celebrate I mean yelling at the kids we’re late for church get your shoes on stop throwing eggs at your sister no you can’t keep eating your chocolate bunny in the car, while muttering we’re going to be cheerful or else goddamit)

since we’re doing this dumb Easter faux outrage, I’d pay good money to see Trump asked to explain, without notes or prep, what he thinks Holy Week is

As a dad of two softball players (and husband to another), this is pretty fun 🥎🥎

'While this was a collective recommendation by some members of our leadership team, I approved it and take full responsibility for it' is the sentence you write when you do not, in fact, 'take full responsibility for it'