Inspired by Crazy, Rich, Asians I’m currently working on my own rom-com. Illegal, Poor, Hispanics.

What does a rapper from Gilbert rap about exactly? The hardships of Chick-fil-A being closed on Sundays?

How can we get Google to include this picture of Trump when you search “upset child/kid”?!? That would REALLY mess with President Donald J. Trump 🤣😂

Don’t you hate it when your “forceful chicken drumstick fellatio” jokes are wasted on people who haven’t seen Killer Joe 😡🤠🍗

If J.J. Abrams doesn’t end the new Star Wars movie with The First Order being brought down by an army of porgs, Gungans (led by the offspring of Jar Jar Binks), and Ewoks, then he’s just wasting everybody’s time.

I’m so patriotic my workout playlist is just The Star-Spangled Banner on repeat.

My life has changed for the better the moment I discovered there was an 8 minute long version of Gloria Gaynor’s “I Will Survive”

Teaser poster for our upcoming short film! #fyou #horror #romance #shortfilm #azfilm #indiefilmmaking

666k Of this tweet. Big Red officiates. Full Gear. In his saintly best. Impossible number? Think of how difficult it will be for me to get this character ordained by a Christian church😈🙄 (P.S. - I’ll knock off 500k if you can get Mike Mignola to read a poem at the service)

Here are two more posters for our upcoming short film, ”Finally, You” #fyou #horror #romance #shortfilm #indiefilm #azfilm #arizona #filmmaking

The promos keep on coming! Here’s the trailer for our short film, “Finally, You”! #fyou #horror #romance #thriller #shortfilm #filmmaker #indiefilm #trailer #arizona #azfilm

Steve Buscemi suffers gruesome, violent deaths in movies despite affinity for remaining alive and well.

For some reason audio people can’t seem to count higher than two 🤔 #stagehand #audio #production #audiovisual #avgeek #sound

The new I am She was amazing! There’s one scene in particular that was BRUTAL and awesome for this horror fan-boy to watch. It’s a good example of a remake done well. It takes the core ideas and setting of the original and builds something entirely new with them.

Feeling sorry for Trump for being bullied is like feeling sorry for Biff Tannen from Back To The Future.

My Alanis Morissette references are on point this morning 💪

Everyone’s all excited about these comic book movie sequels, and here I am wondering why there hasn’t been a “B*A*P*S 2” yet.

Something tells me if these people testifying had second or third hand knowledge about Hilary Clinton’s emails, Republicans would be more inclined to believe them. 🤔

Everyone agrees that Tom Hanks is the nicest guy on the planet, which means he’s probably the most prolific serial killer of all time... But if we ever found out we’d all just forgive him for it. He’s just so damn nice! 🤷🏽‍♂️💉🔪☠️

Kristin Wiig’s dress looks like tripe. #Oscars #academyawards2020