paid my last months rent at my lotus house and I’m shedding a tear. Our little lawrenceville digs were my early twenties and I am so so happy I scrolled through all 88 pages of Craig’s list ads to find it <3 and even more happy dolly parton stan account and I’s friendship came out unscathed

There are no vegan men, just..

Moving has been sad, but also cathartic like WHAT DO I ACTUALLY NEED/WANT.

no but phoebe bridgers uses only her powers of flight to travel, making her have the lowest carbon footprint of any major celebrity!

i kinda like people who trauma dump idk. idc if i just met u 30 mins ago tell me why ur mom lost custody of u i’m curious

I’m about to say something completely out of character, but I cannot get behind the butter board.

I’m living a more sober lifestyle these days, #loveisblind3 is a little triggering. The producers really push alcohol on these people for content. It’s honestly disturbing.

I stayed up for the time change bc it’s the closest I will get to time travel yeehaw!

Have you ever gotten an unsolicited dick pic???

Gabby and doaksy are the only reason I’m still on Twitter

This is my new neighborhood! Come visit!!! Xoxo

Gabby shows up to my house today in ugg puffys so I had to buy ugg puffies

Jason and I are moving to a 325 sq. Foot studio inspired by a boat.. we are calling it our boat house!!

Am I a domestic goddess?

very time I pass a g wagon I look at the driver hoping it will be Austin Ames from a Cinderella story, but usually a bald white guy going through a mid life crisis