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Katz can

@mourinho2not

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calendar_today19-01-2022 18:09:30

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My investment strategy went to shambles when I planted two lanes of sunflower in plant vs zombies to protect the first lane.

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Having a vision longer than your lifespan ensures being content with yourself till your last breathe. The reverse however, ends up in the same meaningless endless cycle most are eloped in.

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Folks be trolling RW for not being sensible enough and proceed to support youtubers suggesting replacing Mumbai Delhi highway with a cycle way😮‍💨

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In India you can Get buried under sleeper birth if you take train. Get smashed by airport ceiling if you take flight. Get rammed by 16 yo if you go by road Or get trampled by billboard if you walk Health insurance premium attracts 18% gst which then goes on to fund these infras.

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Ask someone to choose between two important things and the other person seems all stressed out not because of panick or dilemma, but because of guilt of how instantly they actually chose an option in their mind.

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90's kids really be so salty that they're not the "main characters" of the social media anymore like duh go dress ya kid for the school it's late man🤷🤷

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Indian babus and architects need to realise two things Blue tin sheds over buildings look ugly af. Emulating glass skyscrapers of cold western countries in 40°c is not feasible at all.

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>Be a govt teacher > Fat salary and pension >Visit school once a year for samosa at annual function > Do jaatiwad in class > Beat the shit Outta boy students for nothing >Protest against biometric or any other basic accountability

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Won’t let FIR against Puja Khedkar be the end of this story. She has opened a can of worms. Scrutiny of IAS officers who have faked disability & wrongly taken benefit of EWS quota will continue. And they will be exposed. indiatoday.in/india/story/pu…

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#WATCH | Rajya Sabha Chairman Jagdeep Dhankhar says "I hereby rule that RSS is an organisation that has full constitutional rights to participate in the development journey of this nation. This organisation bears unimpeachable credentials, comprises of people who are deeply

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Civil war in London, military coup in bangladesh, stock market falling like house of cards yet somehow Bayern not winning the Bundesliga has remained the worst thing to happen this year....

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When a set of 9 people realise they can get away with doing something bad. 3 people do bad and get away,3 people stay neutral until the slightest inconvenience, do bad and get away, 3 people get god complex for not doing the bad and expect to be praised for it.

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Guy got signed by FCUKIN REAL MADRID at 16 and married to a baddie at 18, and here you are struggling with pizza bills at.....?