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@mourinho2not

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calendar_today19-01-2022 18:09:30

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#WATCH | Rajya Sabha Chairman Jagdeep Dhankhar says "I hereby rule that RSS is an organisation that has full constitutional rights to participate in the development journey of this nation. This organisation bears unimpeachable credentials, comprises of people who are deeply

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Civil war in London, military coup in bangladesh, stock market falling like house of cards yet somehow Bayern not winning the Bundesliga has remained the worst thing to happen this year....

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When a set of 9 people realise they can get away with doing something bad. 3 people do bad and get away,3 people stay neutral until the slightest inconvenience, do bad and get away, 3 people get god complex for not doing the bad and expect to be praised for it.

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Guy got signed by FCUKIN REAL MADRID at 16 and married to a baddie at 18, and here you are struggling with pizza bills at.....?

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>Live in a partition state > Ethnically cleanse minorities from your part of the state > Do a concert and scream "humhare liye to India Pakistan ek hai ji" What did they mean by this?

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Everyone on TL beefing over vini getting robbed and here. I'm wondering what in the world Arda guler did to secure 2nd rank on kopa trophy man like homie was a full time employee at Madrid state hospital half the season 😭😭😭

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5 years of covid 19 and all that era after it feels like the 2nd season of your favourite webseries which hires hyped big name actors and a larger scale plot only to deliver utter mediocrity 😮‍💨

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The best gift of living in revdi cum aarakshanshasit vishwaguru is to emigrate from it lmaoo even External affairs minister agrees☠️☠️

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Sometimes ya be getting anxious about wasting your prime but then ya remember the country you living in has not mobilized it's youngest population in centuries into manufacturing just to leave old liabilities in 20 years and be like nah that a bigger fumble

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What happens when an IPS trainee from the Tripura cadre smashes a whiskey glass on your head in Delhi, for sadistic pleasure? Here’s the sequence of events: 1.6th December, 10:50 PM: The attack takes place at a wedding venue in Kapashera, Delhi. 2.10:57 PM: A PCR call is made as

What happens when an IPS trainee from the Tripura cadre smashes a whiskey glass on your head in Delhi, for sadistic pleasure?

Here’s the sequence of events:
1.6th December, 10:50 PM: The attack takes place at a wedding venue in Kapashera, Delhi.
2.10:57 PM: A PCR call is made as
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Man the entire linkedin be trashfilled with cardboard cliche inspirational ads nah dawg you ain't no motivating noone with your dated ass Amar Ujala ted talk 😮‍💨😮‍💨

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This year be Harry Kane's first official league title in THIRTEEN FUCKIN seasons should tell ya not to give up man, might as well be yours too....